MY BURGER DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!
It wasn’t long ago my handbrake, oops, husband was trying to explain that he wanted a ‘good burger’ that we didn’t have the brave the crowds of The Henley Brook or Mandoon for…
*drum roll please*
Joeys Swan Valley Diner
Mumma (and Daddy) bears! Stop what you are doing!!! Kids can get Burger/Nuggets/Hotdog, plus fries, plus slushie and an ICE CREAM for only $10!!!
In addition, a voucher is given for Ice Cream so you can go and collect it whenever YOU are ready! Or in my case, use it as blackmail ‘Do you want ice cream? Then get out of the sandpit!
(my pride and joy, in her natural habitat, coming up for air)
There are soooo many things to praise about this place.
Firstly, locals supporting locals; their coffee is locally sourced from Dantes Coffee in Wangara. Secondly I can go there in my PJ’s, order whatever I crave from the comfort of my car through their Diner window, skull my coffee or hoe into some chips on the way home and no one is the wiser.
Thirdly … and this just made my day … when Olivia sat on the digger it wasn’t quite collecting sand right, so she moved onto another toy, and without skipping a beat a gentleman walked over to the digger, whisked it away for five minutes and bought it back working perfectly!!! I mean seriously, how many times have you gone somewhere and the kids toy are coated in filth and broken? Well looks like this Joey’s Diner won’t be one of ‘those places’.
The burgers and fries are tasty and filling! Slushies come in the most delicious flavours.
I was fortunate enough to meet the owner Glen while I was there. Down to earth and open to share this amazing place, I couldn’t be happier this is now one of our regular stops!
You can’t miss it, look for the flags on Great Northern Hwy.
Joeys Diner won’t stay hidden for long! Get your butts over to this place before the crowds find out about it!
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What you need to know:
Location: 766 Great Northern Hwy, Herne Hill, Western Australia
Opening Times: Monday to Thursday 6:00am to 9:00pm
Friday 6:00am to 10:00om
Saturday 8:00am to 10:00pm
Sunday 9:00am to 9:00pm
Kid Friendly: Yes
Pram Friendly: Yes
Mode of activity: Eats (& chill)
Toilets: Yes and with change tables #hallelujah
Fire pit: Yes, you heard right, this place has a freaking fire pit!
Costs: Very well priced! (and tasty) Menus are up on their Instagram Stories for anyone with Instagram
Tables: Yes all with umbrellas, plus two grassed areas, chairs and a big fire pit area!
Playground: There is a sand pit with toys and slide which keeps the kids well entertained between food and drink.
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